How it works

The questions you'd feel awkward asking, answered before you ask them.

A serious social companionship service is known by one thing: it tells you exactly what it is — and what it isn't — before it asks anything of you.

Charlie, social companion in Mallorca, at a café in the old town
What it is

What this service actually is.

You book my time, my presence and my conversation for a social occasion: a wedding, a dinner, an event, a day out on the island. It's a professional, legal social-companionship service — the same thing Germany and the UK have offered comfortably for years: a social companion, a Freizeitbegleitung.

No euphemisms

What's included — and what isn't.

Included

  • Preparation beforehand: video call, cover story, dress code.
  • Company for the hours you book.
  • Conversation in your language.
  • Absolute discretion and impeccable manners, with you and yours.

Not included

  • Any service of an intimate nature.
  • This is a fixed limit of the service, non-negotiable.
  • It's in writing on every booking.

Which is exactly why you can book it with complete peace of mind — and introduce me to your mother.

Booking

How to book, step by step.

You message me

On WhatsApp, with your occasion and date.

A short, free video call

You meet me, check the language and the chemistry.

A fixed quote

Hours, price, terms and limits in writing.

You confirm with a deposit

The rest on the day.

Flexible cancellation

Up to 72 hours before.

Privacy

Your privacy, locked down.

Your details go to no one, I post nothing about my clients, and I'll never confirm to anyone that you are one. On an island where everyone knows everyone, my business rests on a single thing: that no one ever knows who hires me. If you need it, I'll sign an NDA.

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Questions answered?

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